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Maybe you delayed for a few months until you could think up a good excuse. Or maybe you turned up as requested, but during selection, dramatically confessed that you could never be an impartial juror and got yourself out of it. When it comes to how to get out of jury duty, the only word you need to remember is:.
Yeah bitch, I got fucking jury duty Dress nice, suit and tie like fucking juries do Get picked on a case like who don't want this dude Convict a mother fucker like fucking juries do Call into work like "I ain't coming thru" Suck my dick you gon' see me on the news on the tube Get a case like OJ with a homicide or two Convicts on my dick like fucking juries do Whattup little mama I'll cut right to the chase I know you're seeing a couple of hundred jurors today But they can wait cause this fine piece right here gonna be the best juror you had all year Whaat? Don't believe me? People like you should die What?
T wo years ago a reader contacted Guardian Money after being summoned for a fourth time to serve on a jury. Now he has been called up again — and wonders if five trips to the jury box is something of a record. But it has left him scratching his head as to why he is called so often.
When Peter Llewellyn received a letter summoning him for jury service, he felt divided. He wanted to do his civic duty, but was concerned over how it would affect his family's income. Llewellyn is self-employed, and therefore will not be earning money while serving on a jury.
I felt a level of adulthood responsibility when I payed my first bill, and that was pretty cool, but this just sucks. No longer does being a "student" get you out of this shit; instead, you can opt for a one-time "postponement", which can cover your ass for an extra six months or so. But even after that, you're still required to appear and serve
Try to curb your jealousy but I spent the last two days at mandatory jury duty. My mission quickly changed. If I had to be there, some good was going to come of it.