June 30, by Jason Phillips. I phone the production team at Arcadia in Glastonbury and it dont look too pretty, I search my flat inside out… but no tickets… then while on the toilet i notice an envelope in the airing cupboard… it is indeed a recorded delivery envelope addressed to Sicknote…. I interrogate my flat mates as much as possible to finally find out there has been only two visitors in the flat since i left for holiday… so whodunnit?
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There is a trend sweeping the nation. I am not sure what the purpose or intent of these macho pouches are, but as they are here I can only assume they are for carrying Space E and JSA papers. Leave as LITTLE hair on the top of your bonce as humanly possible but, with whatever remnants of head follicles you have, glue them down to your forehead.
A chav is a kind of wanker that is rapidly becoming the new dickhead stereotype for the true English fuckeroverthrowing the previous bowler-and-brolly archetype we all secretly wish were true. Chavs are typically inbred and known to swagger in large packs of similarly acne-ridden retards around the suburbs of England, attacking literally anyone for petty reasons looking at them 'funny', etcbut actually shitting themselves if ever challenged on their own. These people can ruin anything and everything as they are a type of "Hick" from the infamous White Trash series.
By WitheredscroteOctober 23, in The Corner. Yesterday I had to endure 4 hours of shopping in a shitty shopping precinct. Beirut's not that bad actually, if you're reasonably risk averse.
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A favour. Do my a cheesey quaver, will you? Dont make me get up early tomorrow morning. A raver, a person into the lifestyle and music of hardcore house and techno.
Top definition. Chav unknown. Small, provoking and annoying little cunts that hunt for their prey nightly on the roads of Northern Britain.