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Alien hand syndrome AHS or Dr. Strangelove syndrome  is a category of conditions in which a person experiences their limbs acting seemingly on their own, without conscious control over the actions. Alien hand syndrome is best documented in cases where a person has had the two hemispheres of their brain surgically separated[ citation needed ] a procedure sometimes used to relieve the symptoms of extreme cases of epilepsy and epileptic psychosise. It also occurs in some cases after brain surgerystrokeinfectiontumoraneurysmmigraine and specific degenerative brain conditions such as Alzheimer's diseaseCorticobasal degeneration  and Creutzfeldt—Jakob disease.
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We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. The diversity of animals that have been caught taking a bit of alone time goes far, far beyond dogs humping legs. It should be no surprise to anyone that our primate cousins are champion masturbators.
If you're like me, your masturbation routine goes something like this: You start off with a linear, logical, well-thought-out story. Then, weird things start inserting themselves into the sexual fantasy from nowhere. Then, your mind abruptly transitions to a different scene.
Porcupines prefer sex toys, and moose get off by rubbing their antlers on trees. While scientists debate the evolutionary reason for masturbation, there's no doubt that humans are not alone in their self-pleasure from time to time. Here are some other creatures that partake in solo sex.
Historically, masturbation has gotten a pretty bad rap. It's been said that jerking-off can cause blindness, will make you impotent or infertile, can lead to mental illness, or, arguably the worst of them all, will result in you burning in eternal hellfire. However, that hasn't seemed to deter most of us.