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This week, I also got a penis direct message on Twitter. It was from my friend Gina, who was worried that a penis direct messaging scandal might get in the way of our mission to get Fred Durst to direct message us a picture of his penis. I must say: though there are many far more important considerations, I hope that the takeaway from this Anthony Weiner snafu is not that men should stop sending pictures of their penises to women.

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Eager to please director Lars von Trier, the year-old actor agreed to send a picture of his own penis. It sure beat the other kind of headshot. LaBeouf has transformed his image completely from his family-friendly Disney Channel days.

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I have a friend who likes to show people his penis upon meeting them, as if this was how they learned how to shake hands in his house. I assume it was a Flowers in the Attic thing. The reveal will be apropos of nothing, as if he were socially expected to show the goods.

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Sexting is a scary business. The idea of sending out an intimate photo of your genitals to someone you quite fancy is terrifying. Behold the "Dick Code," a way to share a unique and anatomically accurate image of your penis without actually taking a photo of it.

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Though I have no idea who that great man was. Where some people have photos of their families on their desks at work, I have photos of my penis. My penis on vacation in the Bahamas.

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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Dear Vanessa, Regarding the recent "sext message" I sent you which contained a picture of an engorged penis: Your swift and litigious response has made me realize that this advance was not entirely welcome, and that an apology might be warranted.

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I Showed You My Dick Please Respond refers to several snapchat -style images of unattractive boys with a variation of the text "I showed you my dick, please respond" over them, implying that they've recently sent a picture of their penis to a woman and are being ignored. After the pictures spread, the text became a snowclone in which "dick" is replaced. On January 29th,Tumblr user sassafrassle [1] posted an image she had received of a boy's face with a variation of the text laid over it shown below.

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