Riskay has plenty of circumstantial evidence that her man is cheating, but she's seen enough Nancy Grace to know that only DNA is unassailable proof. That kind of testing may be beyond her reach, but she employs a just as reliable sniff test that — with apologies to the late Johnny Cochran — is best described as, "If the dick smells of snatch, you must dispatch. But, even though this is a just literal depiction of the song lyrics, director Eric Kline — a former producer at the bootyful by-request video network The Box — is able to avoid the kind of crass depiction you might expect — no, there is no "Smell Yo Dick" scene — while matching the song's overall same low budget and tongue-in-cheek tone.
By this point if you haven't heard Riskayyou have been wasting both your internet and your ears. It's only the greatest cheating song since Oran Juice Jones laid into his girl for the entire last half of "The Rain. Philanderous boyfriend?
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Nigga this is the 15th motherfucking time That I called and left your ass messages I done text your bitch ass. And you ain't responding to nothin' What the fuck is you doing Who the fuck is you out there with You think I'm stupid My girls already done put me up on your ass tonight When you get home I got some news for your bitch ass Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick Hey, hey Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up See that's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat I wan't even feelin Diamond like dat I was wildin', but I wunt clownin like dat That's allright, that's okay Gon head believe wat your homegirl say A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor Meet alot bitches, take a lot of pictures I might break bread, with one or two strippaz But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa Thinking I dick down the whole town Even though I got dick to go around round
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Yesterday, I called out female rap artist Riskay for her ill-advised tactics in the pursuit of smelling her boyfriend's genitals. In her song, "Smell Yo Dick," Riskay straight up asks her man if she can smell his dick. In my response, I encouraged a more subtle approach, which involved, sure, smelling his dick—-but discreetly, without asking permission.
I have been attempting to reach you on the mobile phone for the fifteenth time this night. I have called and left numerous messages, and even used the text function on my mobile phone to save you time and the inconvenience of answering during the social gathering you are presently attending. Despite my sincerest attempts, you have failed to respond to my request to identify your whereabouts, your social clique, and in what manner you have partaken in festivities tonight.